#mother reagan

[insidethejob]

I have really bad memory and can't remember if I sent a request or not but can you please make some parent yandere headcannons for reagen Ridley? Where the child was adopted by Reagen, please.

OR where a 14 year old joins the cognito task force and views Gigi as a mother figure because the mother who abandoned them acted like her? You can choose which one to do.

I’m going to do Reagan, although I do have another request similar to this

She doesn’t know what to do

She didn’t have good parental role models so she doesn’t really know where to begin on being a good mom to you

She doesn't want to be like her father, so she tries everything to do better

You've met Rand less than a handful amount of times and each other was not on purpose. Also, he was an asshole each time, considering you 'Not a real Ridley' which really pissed off Reagan

^ She almost killed him. She was throwing things at him, but missed [Because she's not very good with athletic stuff]

^ "If you ever come near me or my daughter again, I will kill you."

Type of mom to embarrass you in front of your peers

She tries to do everything her father DIDNT do

She can be overly clingy and affectionate which is so unlike her usual personality (Gurl just doesn’t get social cues)

Tons of hugs and kisses on the cheek and forehead

You’re the only one she puts above work

If you’re sick or not feeling good, she’s off work and getting you from school to take you home (or just taking off work to take care of you)

She doesn’t care to much if you’re smart, in fact she encourages you to be like everyone else. She wants the absolute best for you

If you play sports, she goes to your games. Reads a whole bunch of books about them, so she can rig watch them. You haven’t lost a single game since she’s started showing up!

^ She doesn’t understand why you like the sport, but she still supports you

Is always the loudest because she wants everyone to know that she's proud of you

She goes to every assembly, award show, recital, etc that you have. She doesn't want to miss out on anything

[reagan-the-saunders]

Ek'zalis The Always Disgruntled Warden

[conanssummerchild]

autistic icons tbh

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

Look, I don't have the audio of this interview so maybe there's extra context that was cut out... but it is HILARIOUS to me how defensive he got when LITERALLY no one asked.

[supermusicallee]

so you were able to change, i just wasn't worth it

[awakefor48hours]

Love you Reagan Ridely, you are the single woman, overworked, parental issues of all time.

[brightlotusmoon]

"Watch your language, young man," said my MIL. "I don't like that language." (she who's screamed FUCK multiple times since Thursday)

"I would," my husband grinned cheekily. "But my eyes don't reach my mouth."

His mother rolled her eyes. "I don't want the dog picking up on your bad language." The little Maltese, she means. Who perks up her head from my leg and barks softly.

I'm just laughing, on the other end of the couch, giving husband a thumbs up over his mother's head.

She's been swearing since forever, so it's extra funny. She's the type who can never take what they dish out and is hypocritical more often than not.

[frazzlecrazzle]

Thinking about Reagan Ridley, Hunter Clawthorne, Eleanor Shellstrop, Barney Stinson, Finn Mertens and Gwen Stacy (and even abed nadir to an extent) and how they all came face to face with the version of themselves that their families loved. And it wasn't them.

It was Barney and Eleanor's little siblings.

It was versions of Finn and Gwen from alternate realities.

It was Reagan, only when she was being bloody mind controlled.

Fuck, it was the man Hunter was cloned off.

Like God damn. Isn't this one of the saddest tropes in TV? The idea that the parent was always able to love, just not that child.

Anyways, if Donna Shellstrop has truly changed, that means she was always capable of change-

Let me try again, if you were gonna be some lame suburban dad, why couldn't you have been-

Fuck. Nevermind.

[dipyronegirl]

thinking (and rewatching..) inside job again and i dont think rand is that bad of a father? i mean, he made a lot of mistakes and he doesn’t even feel bad ab it, even tho he traumatized reagan and a lot, but he was never absent. he acts like he cared ab reagan’s career just bc it could help his career, but that’s not true. he pushes her to be the best all the time and it’s bad, but he genuinely cares ab her so much. and the whole ‘creating crises to force her to hang out w him’ thing is fucked up, but it’s cute that he just wants to hang out w her that bad. most fathers literally don’t care enough ab their kids to do any of that. most fathers don’t even know their kids as much as he knows her. maybe my standards are just insanely low, probably, but he’s a better parent than 90% of the parents i know

[queenerdloser]

i deserve god's biggest treat for biting my tongue allllll through my mom's monologue about how great and accurate the reagan biopic was and how much "good" he did as a president. i deserve a MEDAL.

[highlifeboat]

Actual photo of Mia Winters (left) and Mother Miranda (right) working together at The Connections circa 2010-2014:

[camomilef1eld]

I'll never shut the fuck up about...

[tamaharu]

you never feel like youre home until youre riffing on an extremely stupid bit with your siblings that your parents all hate

[thosesillylittlegayghosts]

Right it’s still me on our fav gal’s phone and I have just been informed that I used the hashtags wrong so now I’m retrying

Hello

Salve

Yippee

YIPPEE

This is great

Should I get tumblr??

I swear I’m not this cringe in real life guys 💖

Also Taylor Swift mother for real

And Nina 💖💖💖

But TAYLOR💖💖💖

Wow

Just wow

OMG and Reagan Ridley (does anyone here know her cos I don’t know if the Inside Job stans are on this side of tumblr I’m not experienced in this

Yay

[none-sex-left-gay]

you know how old shitty rulers got nicknames like The Terrible. we should. we should bring that back

[confused-robot-cat]

The Power Puff Girls (let's count them as one)

Marinette Dupain-Cheng

Misty Pokémon Indigo League

Donna Noble

Penelope Taint, Amanda's number one fan, please

Bill Potts

Yoshino Fujieda

Luna Lovegood

Lucie Miller

Sabrina Spellman

Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again